Dust of Clumbae

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 * chapter 1 lincoln:

Once there wasa kid named Lincoln and he spawned in a Forest Lincoln woke up :Lincoln: ugh ummmmmmm where am I… SOME ONE TELL ME WHERE I AM Lincoln paniced he didn.,it know what to do 5 hours later he comed down and he started to punch wood And made a crafting table and he made a sword and a pickaxe and he looked for a cave and he found a cave and he mined stone :Lincoln: picky picky picky im pickin some wood I mean stone He dab
 * chapter 2 naomi

Once there wasa kid named naomi and she spawned in a birch forest Naomi woke up :naomi: Birch? BIIiiiiiirrch? BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHH She screamed she started to punch wood and made a wood sword and a wood pickaxe She started to mined and got 3 stone and made a stone pickaxe
 * chapter 3 ethan

Once there wasa kid named ethan he spawned in a plains and he saw a house And before he saw the house he sayed something where the pickle am I he saw the house and he walked to it and first he punched wood and made a sword and walked to the house he saw more buildings and he saw a blacksmith and he ran to it and robed it and all he saw was cobwebs rotten flesh and sand
 * chapter 4 dab a ogine:

Once there wasa kid an named clumbae the genius he made a diamond portal that leads to BOOM town He is 16 :clumbae: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHEN I TELL PEOPLE TO COME IN HERE And he been pickin up diamond not mineing them
 * Chapter 5 the gwas

Lincoln was mineing and mineing and mineing and he still has.hint find any iron so he jest gave up :Lincoln: ugh I give up he was walking Out of the cave and then clumbae got lincolin with a rope and he put him in a Vending machine and he when inside and he was playing pandaman And your probably wondering what that is pause and tell Lincoln what that is Ethan saw clumbae :ethan: HEY he shouted
 * clumbae: what he shouted
 * ethan: let go of him he shoute
 * clumbae: to late hes in the vending machine :ethan: well put me in :clumbae: ok he let him in
 * chapter 6 the 3 mini games:

Lincoln and ethan were wondering who they are :Lincoln: who… who are you
 * ethan: who are you :Lincoln: im a human :ethan: uhhhhhhh dab?

And Lincoln saw a panda :Lincoln: PANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDA He screamed the panda was charging
 * ethan: HES CHARGING AT US LOOK DOTS THIS IS PACMAN but… the ghost are… pandas?
 * Lincoln: and it’s a pink panda its pinky and lets get the dots

2 hours later
 * Lincoln: Come on one more dot and the panda is guarding the dot

Ethan got and Idea ethan wisperd to Lincoln Go over there and I will call him
 * ethan: hey come here the panda chared at him ethan jumped over him and ran at

The final dot he got it
 * Chapter 7 the great esc from the vinding machine

Ethan was trying think how to esc And he figured it out
 * ethan:

Follow me
 * Lincoln: why never mind ok

Lincoln was following ethan and naomi got Lincoln and ethan
 * Lincoln: why are we not moveing :ethan: because wer on a humans hand

Naomi got Lincoln and ethan out of the vinding machine
 * Lincoln: whats your name?
 * Naomi: my name? my name is naomi
 * Lincoln: nice to meet you and other k

id whats your name
 * ethan: my name is eth
 * Lincoln: want to go to my house?
 * Ethan and

Naomi: I guess
 * Chapter 8 what a lovely day walk down the road if I ever stop singing I will explode
 * Lincoln: so this is my ho.no

Clumbae ride with is dragon :clumbae: muhahahahhahahahaha im how do I speak English again? :Lincoln: uhhhhh is that your dra
 * clumbae: oh yeah im gonna kill u with grongay

Now fire ethan swinged his sword and he rereflecked the fire ball and Lincoln Throw a potion of niceness throw it at the dragon And he killed clumbae :Lincoln: now this is my home Ethan was a vaperateing in to tawkerr
 * tawkerr: hey guys?... are u guys hot? :Lincoln: no the reason your hot because you’re a tawkerr
 * tawkerr: look at yourself in the mirror he did his face was different and he was panicing

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